lunes, 16 de febrero de 2009

Ocasiones para tomar guaro


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Día libre - Guaro

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No tiene que hacer - Guaro

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Aniversario con la chic - Guaro

Aniversario de matri - Guaro

Bautizo - Guaro

Nacimiento - Guaro

Un paseo - Guaro

Quinceaños - Guaro

Estrenar la cédula - Guaro

Primer pago de brete - Guaro

Ultimo día de brete - Guaro

Se murió un familiar o amistad - Guaro

Pasó un examen o materia - Guaro

Se graduó - Guaro

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Le dieron la licencia - Guaro (ojo)

Esta enamorado - Guaro

Se le quiere declarar a una amiga y no sabe como? - Guaro

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Es timido con las mujeres - Guaro

Tiene ganas de comerse una boquita - Con guaro

Su novia o amigo le devolvió los peluches - Guaro

Va a ser papá - Guaro (no aplica para madres)

Se pegó la lotería - Guaro

Se divorcio - Guaro

Se le murió la suegra - Guarera

Semana Santa - Guaro

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Tiene que trabajar, GUARO!!!!!

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¿no es así? ¡Rayos! jajaja XD

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Para los universitarios:

Después del examen: Guaro!

La clase estuvo aburrida: Guaro!

La clase estuvo estresante: Guaro!

Salió temprano: Guaro!

No hubo clases: Guarera!

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(Palitas) jaja, myy rajado ir al brete tapis!


(Chucho) buenos aportes! la cultura del guaro se aplica prácticamente para cualquier cosa, la excusa nunca falta echarse un tapis!

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Playa = Guaro
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volver con el chic= Guarera

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GANO LA SELE: GUARO
ME LEVANTE DE GOMA: GUARO
ME SAQUE LA GOMA : GUARO
YA VOY A DORMIR ,REMEDIO PARA EL SUEÑO: GUARO
ME VOLVÍ A LEVANTAR DE GOMA: GUARO

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Roy Jiménez Oreamuno dijo...

Lastimosamente vivimos bajo la cultura del guaro y hasta el Estado tiene su propia empresa para embriagar a toda su población.

Existen miles de excusas para tomar licor y creo que día a día habrán otras nuevas, tomemos guaro para celebrar la embriaguez perpetua.
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(Chepiña) ese de playa es mortal no puede faltar :P


(Guaro) mae maestro que le voy a decir a ud de como esta el arroz! que buena esa de goma= guaro jaja


(Roy)bueno como dirían algunos es lo unico bueno que tiene el estado.... FANAL ja ja

Roy Jiménez Oreamuno dijo...

Pisui:
Me jodistes con esa respuesta jajaja.
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Gama dijo...

X el nacimiento del hijo del chunche, Guaro. (veridico)

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(Roy) jaja mae no fue mi intención, pero que quede claro que no lo dije yo.



(Gama) mae el guaro no da para tanto... al chile?

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Ja jaa pensé que había entrado al blog de guaro con ropa... pero lei bien y no...

Pisuicas dijo...

(Puta desgraciada) no, este blog no es de tanta calidad como la del Señor Guaro con Ropa

Nani dijo...

Acabás de leer esto... te das cuenta que sos un borracho.. GUARO! jaja
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